Hello All,

Sometimes a human being beats all the odds of life and acquires something that most people can only dream about.

This e-mail is about one such person.

To put in perspective what they had to accomplish to acquire this dream, I shall tell you a bit about other students who found their way to Sanger.

Less than half a dozen students who came to Texas, came with the agenda of teaching me “the so called truths which they had acquired during their lives” and were not really here seeking anything I had to offer. They did not make it to April Fools, but they were happy to have come… they bought some of my books and thus they were at least able to add Cosmic Secrets to their storehouse of, “Look at one of the things that I found, which I think is of great value… hey, I even got to meet and spend time with the author”.

A dozen or so other sojourners came to Texas wanting to learn everything they could about the "law of octaves" because they were all following the ideals of a man who said that the secret to making a fortune in the stock market was predicated on having an understanding of the law of octaves and of oscillations (cycles). And, since my book seemed to reek of such things, they found their way here.

Most made it through April Fools… some did not, but all were extremely happy to learn about the rules and the laws, which they could now take home and happily apply to their profession. Some even called to see if I would be willing to take one or more of their colleagues through the process… I declined.

At least it was nice to know that there would be a few conscious traders out there that would not go bonkers if the market went belly up.

The next measure of seekers to arrived, actually came to change their inner worlds. They went through Cosmic Secrets and April Fools. They became Fool-beings of the 1st magnitude and departed with inner peace, clarity, and the ability to stop thoughts. Back in life, they (having contact with their Stewards) were able to improve their employment, improve their marriages, improve their interactions with their families… and, with the world.

To this day I am still receiving random e-mails, letters, Christmas cards, phone calls, and pictures from them… of them and their happily growing families.

They got what they came for, i.e., the ability to maneuver outwardly through life with greater freedom and inwardly to have, in their own thoughts, a certain immunity… even from themselves.

Following those, were the seekers who – after awakening and experiencing the inner taste of freedom and immunity – demanded more. They pestered me in order to cull additional information about the functioning of their Higher Mental Center and to learn how they, themselves, might awaken it.

They strove to acquire the Master Exercises, and became Fool-beings of the 2nd magnitude… and, thereafter, they established channels of regular communications with me, wherein they could seek my council and advice (concerning the furtherance of their journey from awakening towards the aim of dying) with the hopes of acquiring the possibility that they might, someday, be born again and enter the world of reason and impartiality.

Many of those students, whom really wanted to die and have the chance to be born again, continued along the path of this objective way; and, based on their efforts and dogged determination, qualified to die… and, thus, received the Double or Nothing Part I Exercise, i.e., became Fool-beings of the 3rd magnitude.

Some of whom, after much “practice, practice, practice”, were ultimately ready to go beyond just dying… and, thus, became qualified to receive the Double or Nothing Part II Exercise. Whereafter they could start the law-conformable process of being born again and inevitably obtain the reason and impartiality that followed.

In the Universe, such an attainment always creates a Glorious Day of the 4th magnitude.

I am pleased to announce that in the solar system Ors, on the planet Earth, a Glorious Day of the 4th magnitude has been achieved, i.e., a Fool-being has qualified to receive the Double or Nothing Part II Exercise.

Their name is [insert your name here].

May your reason and impartiality persist throughout eternity.

Yee-Haw!

/bow,
Russell A Smith
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